A Dog Walks into a Bar…ouch!

Travel Advisory:   In response to citizen complaints, the city of Beaver Dam, Wisconsin, recently changed the city ordinance defining the kinds of animals which can be used as service animals.  Under the new ordinance,  kangaroos no longer qualify.  Only dogs and miniature horses can be used as service animals.  Link.

Texts from my Dog  (tumblr).

Mrs Green was walking to the post office when her neighbor came up to her and said "Hello Janis, How’s your dog? I saw her yesterday chasing an old man on a bike."

"Oh" said Mrs Green "That could NOT have been my dog"

"Oh, why not?" replied her neighbor "I’m pretty sure it was her"

"Well" stated Mrs. Green smiling "my dog doesn’t ride a bike"

In case you wondered ...

"Are you talking to me???"

Video of a rabbit that thinks he is a border collie. 

http://dogwork.com/buhr9

A dog went to a Western Union, took out a blank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof...woof."

The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'woof' for the same price."

"But," the dog replied, "then it would make no sense at all."

 

 

I’m probably the last person on earth to see this funny video (Diary of a Sad Dog),  but just in case I’m not,  here’s a link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1C5T-fH2Y

Too late for Halloween,  but in time for Christmas: